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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:53
They put up a sign reading
Then came..
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Vero beatae repudiandae excepturi hic quia tenetur.
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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So they tried
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Eius sequi culpa animi quod delectus deleniti deserunt.
Another attempt resulted in ...
No go.
Still no good.
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Just Forget it!
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons